(Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke


Devil's Food Cake Murder

Devil's Food Cake Murder review ↠ 3 Te A new minister is in town to cover for Reverend Bob Knudson who's honeymooning with Hannah's good friend Claire But when the replacement is found face down in a plate of devil's food cake with a bullet in his head Hannah starts aski. If you don t mind poor story construction faceless characters dialogue driven children s book plot complete lack of imagination random injections of pro gun propaganda wtf Joanne No really wtf references to Christianity every third or fourth sentence and a mysteriously octogenarian sounding 30 year old female protagonist who sounds like every crappy romance novel heroine I ve ever read about her hair tis unruly her figure tis not a size 3 then maybe just maybe this book won t piss you off I can t even properly express my disgust Thankfully I consumed most of it during a six hour car ride during which I really couldn t have been doing anything better with my life All I wanted was a uick cozy mystery to take the edge off in between bigger books but man I can t even see the 8 year old version of myself thinking this was anything worth finishing I implore you don t give this chick your money Don t even check it out of your library and give her money by proxy If you re that hard up for unoriginal recipes try Taste of Home magazine or a Google search Uck

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Devil's Food Cake Murder review ↠ 3 These days everyone in Lake Eden Minnesota is buzzing with activity and Hannah Swensen is no exception But no matter how busy she may be Hannah can always find time to help a friend in need especially when there's a murder to investiga. This book may be one of the worst I ve ever read Here are some general problems I had with it1 The fact that I was able to figure out the ending several pages in It was so completely obvious that it just made the annoyingly folksy characters seem especially moronic for not cluing in faster2 The fact that 60% of the non recipe text still consists of people a eating food that the narration simply MUST describe because OF COURSE we need to know the details of practically every single meal these characters eat b discussing food they are about to eat or just ate c talking about recipes and who gave them to our ridiculously bland heroine Hannah Swensen d making cookies discussing cookies naming off cookies praising cookies planning cookies ad nauseam Seriously the fact that text was devoted to food and in particular cookies rather than the mystery is ridiculous I suppose I should have expected that though when I picked up a book with the title Devi s Food Cake Murder 3 The fact that even when IMPORTANT PLOT TWISTS and I use the term plot twist loosely because Stevie Wonder could have seen these coming a mile away occur the characters STILL don t stop talking about cookies or recipes No the earth shattering news get a throwaway sentence or two because we must have the characters talking about what s REALLY important aka the cookies or chocolate4 The ridiculous cast of folksy characters Hannah the 30 year old who has two men in love with her despite being completely bland and who goes on chaste dates that include dinner a one kiss maximum and baking bread The evil slut Doctor Bev who is SKINNY and has a NICE HAIRCUT how dare the harlot The ridiculous mother who thinks A BAR the horror is too dangerous for her daughters to go to together even though said daughters are in their 20s and 30s Grandma Knudson enough said 5 The stilted unnatural dialogue6 The unnecessary trick of having one character say a moderately uncommon word or phrase to be followed by another character explaining what that means to the audience Is the intended audience of these books grade school children who need to learn their vocabulary for the spelling bee Seriously adults do not need to be pandered to like that they can pick up a dictionary if they really need it that bad 7 The somewhat related to no 6 trick of having one character say something and have a second character spell out exactly what that meant even though the readers have to be practically brain dead not to understand For example when talking about a dress that a woman Bonnie wanted to buy but that would be unflattering to her figureFor one thing it has a darling draped look over the hips Andrea told her And Bonnie has her own draped look over her hipsHannah began to smile I get it The little black dress would have accentuated one of Bonnie s figure flawsDo you get it Hannah DO YOU Was it really that difficult to understand what Andrea was saying Did you really need to spell it out for the audience I m pretty sure everyone GOT IT the first time around Really there is not a single redeeming thing about this book And it is a New York Times bestseller the reason I picked it up in the first place since that must mean it s good right JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

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Devil's Food Cake Murder review ↠ 3 Ng uestions She soon discovers that the good Reverend wasn't uite the saintly fellow he appeared to be It will take some digging to find the culprit but Hannah is sure of one thing even the most half baked murder plot can be oh so dead. I read these in order so yes I have read the previous books and this was as delicious as expected maybe a little predictable because after all these years I do get conditioned to the formula used but never the less when I m in the mood for a Fluke nothing else will do Best part was the ending of course It actually made me speak out loud shouting something like no way which only made waiting to read the next book harder perhaps that s why I didn tWe get the usual baking sleuthing Moishe troubles set in a cozy setting but the most important and juiciest part was Hannah and Norman and the third wheel I know she will probably never settle down cant force yourself to be attracted to Norman but reading about it is sure fun besides the woman is in her twenties although she sounds mature and who says she needs to settle down like an ancient piece of furniture bogus hogwash anyways there were a few parts that annoyed me Hannah suggesting that certain someone marries someone else because of a certain thing which brought the book back to 10000 BC to me Other than that I loved it the mystery was a little cleverer this time but I was still able to nudge most of the truth myself and the food yumm I like how she includes savory and sweet things I have tried a few over the years and they were very tasty cozy home style things Kasia S

  • Paperback
  • 322
  • Devil's Food Cake Murder
  • Joanne Fluke
  • English
  • 14 June 2018
  • 9780758265937

10 thoughts on “(Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke

  1. says: review Devil's Food Cake Murder (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke

    review Devil's Food Cake Murder (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review I am just over half way through the Hannah Swensen cozy mystery series with #14 Devil's Food Cake Murder written in 2011 by Joanne Fluke When I flipped through the Acknowledgments section in the paperback it noted that Hannah was voted as the most liked non detective crime solver that year how interesting I love the series and think she's uite fun but each book seems to get a little lighter on plot and heavier on reci

  2. says: review Devil's Food Cake Murder (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review

    Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review summary × eBook or Kindle ePUB ✓ Joanne Fluke review Devil's Food Cake Murder Sometimes I wonder why I like these so much I don't make the recipes which are increasing in number with every boo

  3. says: (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke

    (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review review Devil's Food Cake Murder This book may be one of the worst I've ever read Here are some general problems I had with it1 The fact that I was able to figure out the ending several pages in It was so completely obvious that it just made the annoyingly folksy characters seem especially moronic for not cluing in faster2 The fact that 60% of the non

  4. says: (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review review Devil's Food Cake Murder

    (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke Poor grammar Boringly predictable plot Unbelievable and annoying characters Tedious detail with no imagination Unnatural repetitive dialogue An unfinished ending in order to get you to read the next book in the s

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    (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke review Devil's Food Cake Murder I see this series around a lot but had never tried one before Why did I sample book 14 first? Because the cover was pink of course I am a challenge junkyApparently from checking the reviews I started with a dud I must admit I thought there was an oversupply of recipes but I just skipped past them and they did not bother me I was a bit startled when the main character went on a date which ended with her and her male friend baking

  6. says: (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke summary × eBook or Kindle ePUB ✓ Joanne Fluke

    (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke If you don't mind poor story construction faceless characters dialogue driven children's book plot complete lack of imagination ran

  7. says: (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review summary × eBook or Kindle ePUB ✓ Joanne Fluke

    (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke I can't uit you Hannah Swenson even when you drive me crazyIn this latest installment Hannah and 92 year old Grandma Knudson are sol

  8. says: (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review summary × eBook or Kindle ePUB ✓ Joanne Fluke

    summary × eBook or Kindle ePUB ✓ Joanne Fluke Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke Devil's Food Cake Murder has a twisty sort of murder Just when you think you've guessed the twist it zigs where you thought you thought it would zag But really at this point I'm reading to find out what's going on with the usual cast of characters As we inch closer to resolving the whole NormanMikeHannah triangle someth

  9. says: review Devil's Food Cake Murder (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke

    Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review summary × eBook or Kindle ePUB ✓ Joanne Fluke (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke I read these in order so yes I have read the previous books and this was as delicious as expected maybe a little predictable becaus

  10. says: Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review summary × eBook or Kindle ePUB ✓ Joanne Fluke (Devil's Food Cake Murder) [PDF/EBOOK] Â Joanne Fluke

    review Devil's Food Cake Murder summary × eBook or Kindle ePUB ✓ Joanne Fluke Joanne Fluke ✓ 3 review As a rule I enjoy these books I visit each new installment in the series with the same inexplicable fascination of a family spending a few days in Disney World glad to be there; taking in the faux scenery; but ever so glad to return home to comfortable shores devoid of excess The bad guy always gets caught The setting is familiar and cozy al

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