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    PDF FREE [Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread] Chuck Palahniuk ↠ 0 READ & DOWNLOAD Knock Knock Starts this collection off in true Palahniuk fashion This tale of a man telling jokes at his dying father's bedside and re

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    REVIEW Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread Chuck Palahniuk ↠ 0 READ & DOWNLOAD PDF FREE [Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread] I don't know what's up with all of the overly negative reviews for this book Personally and I don't know if you give a shit but I don't really expect you to I've always sided with Kurt Vonnegut when it comes to book reviews Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous He or she is a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundaeJust read the damn book Don't expect e

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    REVIEW Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread Chuck Palahniuk ↠ 0 READ & DOWNLOAD PDF FREE [Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread] It's been awhile since I've enjoyed a Palahniuk book Huge fan of his early stuff but I found myself getting disappointed with every new book he published until I gave up completely On a whim I decided to give him another chance hoping he'd maybe gone back to his roots and was extremely happy to find he has This is like any other short story collection some are fantastic others good and a few just ok but none o

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    PDF FREE [Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread] Best left unreadI liked Haunted and I thought this might be like that I'm not sure what this is It's a bunch of boring stories which aren't in any way entertainingYou don't need to unread them you need to never have read them to begin with Save yourself it's too late for me

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    PDF FREE [Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread] REVIEW Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread “Aim low and you won't be disappointed” ― Chuck Palahniuk Make Something Up Stories You Can't UnreadPlenty of shock just not enough Palahniuk awe 35★ This book is filled with two dozen of Chuck Palahniuk's short stories 'Make Something Up' is clear evidence that Palahniuk is the king of grotesue and a sometimes master of t

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    SUMMARY Ñ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ↠ Chuck Palahniuk PDF FREE [Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread] Chuck Palahniuk ↠ 0 READ & DOWNLOAD Haha I finished this one year to the day after I bought itEvery person I tell that they say How do you know? Because I used the purchase receipt as a bookmark fuckers Do not uestion me I mean it's pretty fair to uestion me when it comes to dates times and whatnot but when it comes to not throwing away a receipt out of sheer laziness I'm unassailableIt's kind of become tradition for me to write an annual ish d

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    REVIEW Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread PDF FREE [Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread] It really pains me to give this book such a low rating I'm a HUGE Palahniuk fan and I've loved every other book by him that I've read I was expe

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    Chuck Palahniuk ↠ 0 READ & DOWNLOAD SUMMARY Ñ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ↠ Chuck Palahniuk PDF FREE [Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread] Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unreadby Chuck PalahniukFinally receiving a degree in communications Monkey takes her newly written resume to Llewellyn Food Product Marketers Inc Now employed she finds herself standing behind a folding table located in grocery and department stores offering food samples for shopping consumers Blessed with nonstop charm and a pleasant smile Monkey was an instant success However when t

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    REVIEW Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread PDF FREE [Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread] I’m a huge fan of short story collections They are perfect for a busy and hectic schedule You can read one or at a time depending on how long

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READ & DOWNLOAD ☆ Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread SUMMARY Ñ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ↠ Chuck Palahniuk REVIEW Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread Stories you'll never forget just try from literature's favorite transgressive author Representing work that spans several years Make Something Up is a compilation of 21 stories and one novella some previously published some not that will disturb and delight The absurdity of both life and death are on full display; in Zombies the best and brightes. Knock Knock Starts this collection off in true Palahniuk fashion This tale of a man telling jokes at his dying father s bedside and reminiscing about their past is full of sentimental pathos but is also guaranteed to have you cringing in discomfortEleanor The main point of this piece seems to be how many malapropisms can be shoved into a piece of writing while retaining its basic comprehensibility The malapropisms also serve as double entendres for example Jehovah s Witless Most of the substituted words are actually funnier than that throwing an added layer of meaning onto the events However although clever I found it ultimately annoyingHow Monkey Got Married Bought A House and Found Happiness in Orlando An African folktale veneer overlies a strange little story of a young woman who goes into marketing Incidentally the title is not very representative of the contentZombies Have you ever felt that all your problems might stem from being too smart and that life would be easier if you were lobotomized Well yes most people would find self administered lobotomies pretty terrifying and repulsive and that s what this story of it becoming a fadepidemic among disaffected teens hinges onLoser Frat boy becomes a contestant on The Price is Right while tripping on acid Manic with a dash of ironyRed Sultan s Big Boy Wow It begins as a tale of a well to do dad seeking to assuage his young daughter s grief by buying her a horse to replace a beloved pet that recently died But the dynamics shift and it becomes something uite different This is a thoughtful insightful story if you can get past the subject matter which is not for the sueamishRomance A guy who knows he s nothing special meets a gorgeous woman on the way to Lollapalooza and the next thing you know is head over heels in love But given that this is Palahniuk you kind of know that a disturbing twist is coming watch for the cluesCannibal Hmm well this one succeeds in being disgusting but I wasn t convinced on a logical level High school angst about sex is taken to a new levelWhy Coyote Never Had Money for Parking Back in pseudo folktale land we meet another employee of the food marketing company we found out about in How Monkey Got Married This redneck ish young man has found himself living in the ghetto saddled with a wife and baby his dreams of rockstar dom gone up in smokePhoenix A woman away on a business trip worries about being away from her toddler for the first time Intercut with this are scenes that gradually reveal details of a house fire their family experienced Nicely paced with the feel of a thrillerThe Facts of Life Learning the details of how babies are made might come as a shock to many six year olds But this talk that a father has with his young son is designed to shock even the most jaded readerCold Calling Hmm When I was a Teenage Telemarketer I actually never did encounter anyone who heaped racist abuse upon me Nevertheless this story about several levels of bigotry and false assumptions is thought provoking and well craftedThe Toad Prince Yet another gross out extravaganza this one taking teenage sex right into the realm of the bizarroSmoke Ever just really really not been in the mood to make small talk If so this story might speak to youTorcher Cynicism and affectionate humor mix in this uirky almost mystery about a murder at the Burning Man festival Liturgy It s a send up of life in gated communities and of homeowners associations and it s also grossWhy Aardvark Never Landed Sometimes things are funny because they re true But this faux folktale is heartbreakingly sad because it s true Some people might think it s funny too but I couldn t bring myself there It s about school bullies and the effect they have on some of their victimsFetch Can it be A sweet heartwarming positive story from Palahniuk I absolutely loved this tale of a haunted tennis ball It s not without its creepy momentsExpedition An homage to the writings of the Maruis de Sade this story takes the ready into the dark underbelly of the Paris of a bygone era both figuratively and literally I really enjoyed this one the affected writing style might not wholly convince although it has an amusing explanation but the themes tackled are uite effectively doneMister Elegant An inside look at life as a traveling male stripper As you might expect there are some cringe worthy moments Tunnel of Love Here we meet a massage therapist who specializes in something uite different from what we think of as happy endings Although one could say that s exactly what he specializes inInclinations My favorite story in the book It s disgusting It s terrifying It s over the top But it also captures perfectly a certain mentality of teenage hood that I don t think I ve ever seen depicted uite so clearly It s where your experience of the world is limited and reality seems so awful that it also seems that just about anything is possible It also shows a certain kind of flawed but heroic decision making process that is sad and yet admirable at the same time and also all too familiar It s tragic and if you read much about teen reform school programs much closer to truth than is comfortableHow A Jew Saved Christmas Palahniuk writing a heartwarming Christmas story Yes it happened Which is not to say that there aren t some wince worthy moments along the way in this story of nasty office politics and a Secret Santa that goes wrong Overall this is the sort of collection that it s hard to give a star rating to Either you re going to like Palahniuk s style and themes or you re not It s definitely not for everyone But although I feel that at times the gross out element veers into the gratuitous at other times it s effective and appropriate There s going on here than just the shock factor

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READ & DOWNLOAD ☆ Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread SUMMARY Ñ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ↠ Chuck Palahniuk REVIEW Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread T of a high school prep school become tragically addicted to the latest drug craze electric shocks from cardiac defibrillators In Knock Knock a son hopes to tell one last off color joke to a father in his final moments while in Tunnel of Love a massage therapist runs the curious practice of providing 'relief' to dying clients And in Expedition fa. Aim low and you won t be disappointed Chuck Palahniuk Make Something Up Stories You Can t UnreadPlenty of shock just not enough Palahniuk awe 35 This book is filled with two dozen of Chuck Palahniuk s short stories Make Something Up is clear evidence that Palahniuk is the king of grotesue and a sometimes master of the short story Sometimes his prose is a bit uneven A few lazy narrative couple trips but a couple of these stories were nearly perfect gems of disgust There were times when he seemed to be channeling a disturbed version of David Sedaris see 3 Monkey 9 Coyote 18 Aardvark Other times he seemed to be walking instep with Neil Gaiman To me this is a thicker but disappointing version a George Saunders collection Still there is no real comparison These stories could have only been born in Palahniuk s mind Some of them came out ready to walk Some limped Some should probably been uietly aborted Just to clear my own ADD1 Knock Knock 3 2 Eleanor 3 3 How Monkey got Married 4 4 Zombies 4 5 Loser 3 6 Red Sultan s Big Boy 5 7 Romance 5 8 Cannibal Meh 3 9 Why Coyote Never 3 10 Phoenix 4 11 The Facts of Life 2 12 Cold Calling 3 13 The Toad Prince 3 14 Smoke 5 15 Torcher 5 17 Liturgy 2 18 Why Aardvark Never 4 19 Fetch 4 20 Expedition 3 21 Mister Elegant 4 22 Tunnel of Love 4 23 Inclinations 4 24 How a Jew Saved Christmas 2

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READ & DOWNLOAD ☆ Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread SUMMARY Ñ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ↠ Chuck Palahniuk REVIEW Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread Ns will be thrilled to find to see a side of Tyler Durden never seen before in a precursor story to Fight ClubFunny caustic bizarre poignant; these stories represent everything readers have come to love and expect from Chuck Palahniuk They have all the impact of a sharp blow to the solar plexus with considerable collateral damage to the funny bon. Make Something Up Stories You Can t Unreadby Chuck PalahniukFinally receiving a degree in communications Monkey takes her newly written resume to Llewellyn Food Product Marketers Inc Now employed she finds herself standing behind a folding table located in grocery and department stores offering food samples for shopping consumers Blessed with nonstop charm and a pleasant smile Monkey was an instant success However when the company is faced with the test of selling a problematic kind of cheese that has the fragrance of feces and burning hair with a touch of salmonella an unforgettable cast of characters appear All watch in tense drama as Coyote throws down his gauntlet in an ultimate challenge for promotionThis and many others make up a collection of short stories full of wit and humor written by none other than Chuck Palahniuk himself Chuck has a peculiar way of exposing the reader to awkward situations that is guaranteed to stir an inner emotion or two From an overfed cat that is the center of a inconceivable insurance scam to a father taking full advantage of a teachable moment for his young son to learn the twisted truth about the facts of life It s all here All the out of the ordinary bases are covered in this book of the bizarreLabeled as Transgressional Fiction Palahniuk often creates characters that have been marginalized in one way or another by society then reacts with self destructive aggressiveness Embellishing in the fact truth is stranger than fiction Palahniuk has accomplished a strong cult following by infusing personal experience with enjoyable exploits Due to his early success with the novel Fight Club Chuck has been allowed free reign and creativity for future projects Make Something Up Stories You Can t Unread brings his uncommon style of originality to the page in small portions of controlled insanity

  • Hardcover
  • 318
  • Make Something Up Stories You Can't Unread
  • Chuck Palahniuk
  • English
  • 22 May 2020
  • 9780385538053